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Divergent - Veronica Roth

Wait, wait, wait. The MC is raving about a mirror and the fact that she can only look into it every three months. SHE ONLY EVER GETS TO SEE HER REFLECTION IN THIS MIRROR?

 

Girl, have you ever heard of water? Try it sometime. I can see my reflection in a cup of water. Or the back of a spoon. Or a frying pan. OR ANY OTHER SHINY SURFACE IN EXISTENCE.

 

Also, she makes a point of telling me ON THE FIRST PAGE that she isn't vain. Wow. Way to be humble, kiddo.

 

I think I hate her already. *facepalm*