Warning: Probable Side Effects From Reading Divergent

Divergent - Veronica Roth

-Lots of ranting/complaining

 

-Being too furious/headachy to sleep

 

-Losing faith in humanity. Repeatedly

 

-Regular dictionary checks of the word "bravery"

 

-Constant disbelief that the author never bothered to look it up and see what it means

 

-Frequent urges to throw the book/e-reader at the wall

 

-Wishing for the ability to reach into the page and strangle the TSTL MC

 

-Annoyingly accurate predictions of the plot "twists"

 

-Desperate searching for a character to root for

 

-Despair when the realization sets in that there isn't one who's worth your time

 

-Etc.

 

If you don't want to suffer most/all of the side effects listed above, plus several more, it is strongly recommended that you avoid Divergent like the plague. Thank you.

 

Have a wonderful day.

 

(I swear, I'm not normally this negative. But this book gets on my nerves, okay? I'll try to be nicer next time....)