Reading progress update: I've read 162 out of 307 pages.

Divergent - Veronica Roth

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. What?! This initiate guy who might not have ANY shooting skills walks up to Tris and says he's going to shoot a muffin off the top of his other friend's head, and she laughs?

 

Oh, ha ha ha. Yeah. It's hilarious, isn't it? This newbie is going to pick up a gun and blast a muffin off of somebody's head. He might get her killed, but who cares about that? It's FUNNY, right? Those near-death situations are sooooooo laughable. I mean, who wouldn't be laughing their head off if they saw somebody pointing a gun at another kid? Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

......Not.