"Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumors and urban legends? You haven't even asked me any normal questions."
"Normal questions? Like what?"
"Like, I don't know, like if Lynch had any enemies."
"Did Lynch have any enemies?"
"Well, not that I know of, no."
"Then there really was no point in me asking that, was there?"
(I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but I adore Skulduggery.)